About Me

Hi! I’m Thomas Aláan.

I’m a displaced Appalachian (and Chicagoan of fifteen years) who loves to sing, feed my cat (Theobold), cast arcane spells in World of Warcraft, murder houseplants, shuffle on the dance floor, and compare myself to a squirrel a little too freely. I also love to lift heavy things, swing metal objects, slam rubbery spheres, jump on boxes, jump off boxes, jump over boxes, balance on unstable surfaces, and engage in a variety of other squirrel-like activities that sound increasingly concerning when described out of context.

How I Coach People

The way I work with people, whether in the gym or the voice studio, is guided by the same philosophy: I center our time together on your growth, well-being, and long-term success, not a monetary transaction. I don’t think of the people I work with as clients—I never use that term. I think of them as people. The relationships I build are rooted in trust, mutual investment, and a shared commitment to progress. Your goals and achievements matter to me, and I get a rush when you discover something new, reach a milestone, or accomplish something you once thought was out of reach. My role is to challenge and support you in equal measure. I’m more cheerleader than drill sergeant—I’ll push you to grow, but never to the point of breaking. The goal is sustainable progress, greater confidence, and a process that leaves you stronger, happier, and better than when we began.

Who I Work With

I work with people from all walks of life and at all fitness levels. As long as you're medically cleared to exercise, I'm happy to work with you. Many people come to me feeling unsure, out of place, or convinced they're starting too late. They're usually surprised to learn that we’ve all been beginners, that no one is out of place, and that it’s never too late. Over the years, I've coached complete beginners, recreational athletes, pre- and post-natal individuals, seniors—including those managing osteoporosis or living with joint replacements—and people recovering from or working through injuries. Whatever your starting point, I've likely worked with someone in a similar place.

You don't need to be fit to start. You don't need any prior gym experience. You simply need to show up, do the work, and give yourself permission to work towards a goal or two. If you're interested, I'm willing.

How We Workout

Every workout is built around two things: your goals and the resources available to us.

Some people want to build strength. Some want to lose weight. Some want to move with less pain, improve their balance, or simply feel better in their bodies. There are many ways to get there, and you don't need a room full of expensive equipment to make meaningful progress. If I come to your home, I'll bring a variety of equipment, including kettlebells, dumbbells, barbells, TRX straps, and a few other toys. We can also make use of whatever you already have. If we train at your gym, we'll take advantage of the equipment available there. Either way, the program is built around what we have and what you like.

As for my personal training style? I'm most in my element when the energy is high and we're moving. I love incorporating kettlebells, TRX, battle ropes, agility drills, medicine balls, box jumps, and other dynamic exercises that challenge coordination, strength, and athleticism. Have you noticed the squirrel logo? I call these sessions "squirrel days," and they're my favorite. They're playful, challenging, and a little unpredictable—in the best way. But I also love a classic strength-training session where we simply focus on lifting heavy things and getting stronger.

Also, fair warning: I'm a sucker for running jokes. Many of the people I work with become familiar with a hypothetical bear that lives in the woods and occasionally demands demonstrations of proper Romanian deadlift form.

Why a bear? I have no idea. But years from now, I want you to remember how to hinge properly if you're ever confronted by this very demanding woodland creature.